Ripped From The Headlines

Calling all interested parties, we have closed for the season. Yes that’s right, we have shut the doors on this here funhouse, closed for repairs to be exact. Closed for repairs to get the gunk out of the seats in the movie theatre, to get the black stuff off the screen so it’s easier on the eyes. Closed for the season so that we can redeem ourselves, we are not funhouses to be paraded through. And maybe we’ll be closed for the year, and maybe we’ll be closed for eternity, and maybe one day we’ll open again, brand shiny spanking new, so that all of you can fuck it up all over again. ⁣

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